harveyxspecter: “Love is the death of duty.”

harveyxspecter: “Love is the death of duty.”

Awwww-Cute: I Asked My Friend If She Was Having A Good Day Today. All She Replied With Was This

Telapathetic: Too Much

Vaginapowersactivate: I Got This Snapchat At 7 O’clock This Morning I Almost Died At 7 O’clock This Morning

I Am The Guy That Writes Your Name On Your Starbucks Cup

Herbertwest: Miss-Mother-Fucker: There’s An Outbreak Of Malaria. Everyone Takes The Necessary Precautions To Avoid Mosquitoes. You’re Outside, When A Mosquito Lands On Your Arm. You Raise Your Hand To It, Ready To Kill It. Then It Squeaks.

Kimieatworld: Just Preparing For Orphan Black Finale Like

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Pizzaforpresident: These Two Guys At My School Got Into A Fight After 1St Hour And They Were Either To Get Suspended For 9 Days Or Sit In The School Courtyard Holding Hands All Day Even During Classes. You Can See What They Decided. Perfect

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Awwww-Cute: The Pawshank Redemption

Unclefather: We Take For Granted All The Times Our Nose Isn’t Stuffy

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