styleswanky: my mind says november but my heart says christmas

styleswanky: my mind says november but my heart says christmas

Insanity Potion.

Mother-Rucker: I’m So Glad This Photo Exists

Queef

Taylorsplat: Ashieart: Heytheretylerr: What Kind Of Wizard Fish Is This This Little Fish Lives Deeeeeeeeeep Down In The Ocean And Spits That Little Glob Of Bio Luminescent Liquid To Momentarily Distract Predators And Escape Being Eaten It’s A Wizard

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned And Then You Have To Pee

Tsvnderehime: Republicans Declare War On Anime

Oh, No.

Hcwell: The Highlight Of My Day Was My Teacher Bringing His Cat To School, And Everytime He Asked The Class A Question His Cat Would Meow And He Would Accept It As An Answer

Mommapolitico: Sliceofbri: Friendly Reminder: Telling Your Cashier/Barista/Sales Associate That “It’s A Holiday! You Should Be Home With Your Family!” Will Do Nothing But Ensure Our Hatred For You. You Came To Our Store. You Are The Reason We

Vinebox: Shouldnt: Holy Shit My Aunt Is Wasted I Think Your Aunt Just Won Life

Lameborghini: Current Emotion: 20% Battery

Wrasslers: Tfw You Realize One Bad Decision Basically Ruined Your Life Atm

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