just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.

just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.

Bowserfucker: My Friends And I Were Playing Fuck Marry Kill At A Restaurant And Our Waiter Was Gonna Ask How Our Food Was But He Heard “I’d Fuck Goofy”And Walked Away Immediately.

Marshmellowtea:high-Metafive:so I Made And Account On Tv Tropes And It Asked For My Relationship Statusi Went Over And Was About To Put In “Single” Or “It’s Complicated” And, Well..i Can’t Deal Anymorethis Is Beautiful

Inevendim:precious Being Precious.

Ayetroyler: Ayetroyler: My Grandma Has A Knitting Club Called “Stitch N’ Bitch” And She Is Convinced That She Will Be Famous On Tumblr For It Please Reblog This She Wants To Be Famous

Carryonmysleighwardson: Shavingryansprivates: Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me It’s A Banana? Why Do You Have A Banana In Your Pocket Good Source Of Potassium

Drugsandadream: Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Mondoes:horse People Are Spectacular To Listen To Bc They Love To Go On About The “Trust” Between Horses And People And It’s Just Enchanting. I Leave That Conversation Completely Mesmerized By The Idea That A Person Actually Trusts One Of Those

Froginakettle: What It Does: The Trilogy

Goldenbabyshowers: Its Already That Time Of Year Again

Angiemcrtinelli:her Reaction Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Gave Myself A Hernia Jfc

Kaaycakes8: So I Was Asked To Prom Today….

Funny-Pictures-Uk: A Prayer To The Beer Gods.

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