jail: me: *eats every meal while on laptop* me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO DIRTY ALL THE TIME????

jail: me: eats every meal while on laptop me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO DIRTY ALL THE TIME????

Spicy-Vagina-Tacos:cuddlingcassandra: Spicy-Vagina-Tacos: I Hate This Fucking Piece Of Shit Website I Had A Fucking Dream That I Found A Baby Snail In My Flowers And The First Thing I Wanted To Do Was Take A Fucking Selfie With It And Title It “Snemes”

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Aristotle-V-Mashyspikeplate:suffices:half Sword, Half Skateboard. Its Called The Skatesword And I Invented It. Now Who Wants To Drive Me To The Hospitali Feel Like Swordboard Has A Much Nicer Ring To Itbut We Can Discuss It On The Way

Ponett: Ponett: Eureka Seven Is The Best Mecha Anime Because In One Episode They Have A Mech Fight In A Denny’s Parking Lot Except They Couldn’t Call It A Denny’s So They Called It Daddy’s

Suzuyas:i’m Sure Everyone Who Watches Anime Can Collectively Agree On All Of These

Peterbishops: “It’s A Beautiful Name.” “What Is?”

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Deadpoolic: Ye Olde Way: Swinging Tony Like A Bat.

Tinyleaves:had A Competition With My Cousin On Who Could Find The Most Obscure Magazine

M00Njpg: When U A Sperm But Yo Pops Got A Condom On

Bublog: Bub Attempts Time Travel With Little Luck.

Tastefullyoffensive: (Photo Via E_Hizzle)

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