jack-barapussy: thatfunnyblog: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back she just loses her shit

jack-barapussy: thatfunnyblog: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back she just loses her shit

Sparkplugiv: Datunofficialdisneyprincess: He Knows Too Much Peter Is The Coolest Dude At Disneyland Yo

Lnnea: My Boss Loves Beyoncé And Her Birthday Is The Same As Beyoncé And When She First Started Dating Her Boyfriend She Asked Him About His Birthday And It Was The Same As Jay-Z And She Told Me That Was The Main Reason She Decided To Have A Baby With

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Thisismedisappearing: I Stubbed My Toe And Naturally I Screamed “Motherfucker” And Then My Dad Poked His Head Out Of The Livingroom And Said “You Rang?”

Sakura-Rose12: Kobayashimarooned: Andthenewt: Toothpast: 2-Shane-S: Waffle Falling Over The Fact That This Has Over 50K Notes Makes Me Wonder About The State Of Our Sanity It Makes Such A Satisfying Noise I Can Barely Contain My Joy In 500 Years

Lumos5001: Carolathhabsburg: This Is Super Awesome! Two Ladies Making An Elegant “Snow Lady”!!! 1891

Rneerkat: Dont Ever Call Ur Date Honey In Front Of Bees, They Do Not Understand The Concept Of Nicknames And Will Viciously Attack Your Girlfriend In Hope Of Getting Back What Was Taken From Them

Writinginsepia: Crayonpete: So Much Yes Are Chris Evans And Tom Hiddleston Real People?

Catchingfires: Zandstappen: Dealwithimpossibility: How Do People Call Her Fat How Do I Remain Heterosexual After Seeing This? How Do I Remain Homosexual After Seeing This?

Alt-J: When My Dad’s Nervous He Watches The Game From Outside

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