thisisahostagesituation: when you find out your friend shares your kinks

thisisahostagesituation: when you find out your friend shares your kinks

Lemondifficult: Applying For Jobs Is Starting To Feel A Lot Like

Nyctophxilia: I Like My Women Curvy. Lots And Lots Of Curves. So Many Curves. Maybe Even A Spiral Shape. With Ketchup. My Ideal Woman Is Actually Curly Fry.

Kingcheddarxvii: Ugh, All These Fangirls Pretending To Be Real Hannibal Fans. I Bet You’ve Never Even Eaten A Person

The Literary Hopeful

Avocreaming: I Have Been Laughing For A Full Five Minutes At This Tweet

Saltbone: This Asshole

Christinahendricks: I Made Myself Sad While Making This Gif Look How Bucky Waited Until Steve Turned Away To Display His Emotions

Amazedrunner: The Maze Runner + Scenery

Brett Ball

Caramelgoddessxo: I’m Having A Conversation With One Of My Friends And I Ask Him, “What Defines You?” And He Responded With, “Nothing. A Definition Excludes The Possibility For Change.” This Is One Of The Best Responses I’ve Ever Received

Theonion: Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

Rupsidaisy: Pizzaforpresident: Firemen: My Follower Count Is My Birth Year Did You Know Jesus Personally? Slam Dunked

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