Punned: I Get Bloody Noses A Lot And I Can Usually Feel It About 30 Seconds Before It Starts Dripping. Today In Class My Nose Started To Bleed. But Right Before, I Turned To This Very Religious Boy Who Sits Next To Me And Whispered “Hail Satan” As
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