badgerbutts: she wears short skirts, I eat pizza shes cheer captain and I’m still eating pizza

badgerbutts: she wears short skirts, I eat pizza shes cheer captain and I’m still eating pizza

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Balanime: Well, He’s Got A Point

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Unclefather: Unclefather: At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And Then It Will Be Opened To Reveal That I Am Not Inside. Instead, They Will Turn On The Ceiling Fan And My Lifeless Body Will Swing Around The Room While The Space Jam

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Shakiranow: …Give It Up To Me

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Crisium: I See No Way This Could Ever Go Wrong.

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I’m Laughing At The Fact Tumblr Is Giving Us A Whole Week To Mentally And Physically Prepare For This

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