A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen. I came back to this.

A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen. I came back to this.

My Achievements So Far For 2012:

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Mygayshoes: Today In School We Were Being Noisy Shits An Suddenly A Girl Goes “I’ve Got The Election Results On My Phone” And Everyone Went Silent And Then She Goes “Obama Won!” And Everyone Cheered. We’re Australian. We Didn’t Even Get

Batreaux: You Walk Over To The Chamber Of Secrets And Whisper “I Have A Crush On My Cousin”. The Basilisk Comes Over To You And Says “You Totally Misinterpreted The Use Of This Chamber And Also You’re Pretty Fuckin Gross”

Batatonia: I Like To Think Of Juice As Fruit Blood Because That’s More Brutal

Alfred-For-President: “You Can’t Ship Them, They’re Straight!” “You Can’t Ship Them, They’re Gay!” “You Can’t Ship Them, They’re Related!” “You Can’t Ship Them, That Ship’s Too Popular!” “You Can’t Ship Them, They’re

Trying To Explain What 'Shipping' Is To A Person Who Is Not On Tumblr:

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Otachi: “Lilo! She’s A Little Girl This Big, She Has Black Hair And Brown Eyes And She Hangs Around With That Thing!”

Oxboxer: I Know Why Everyone’s So Scared Of Fake Geek Girls! Survival Hinges On Constant Vigilance.

Fake Deep

Fake Deep

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