cybercum: if i could run for as long as my sentences do i’d be in damn good shape

cybercum: if i could run for as long as my sentences do i’d be in damn good shape

Flylikeabowtie: Sweetmotherofhandgrenades: Yumatsukomo: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Why Is Art So Fucking Hard #Up Above The World So High#I Cant Draw The Other Eye Twinkle Twinkle Little Fuck Dammit What The- I Give Up.

Sofapizza: Newbahboobah:thatsmrcouillontoyou: An Exploded Frozen Gatorade Bottle. Presented Without Comment. Gotta Replenish Those Erectrolytes

Chain-Of-Prospit: Themarilives: I Hate The Saying “Apples And Oranges” When Describing Things That Are Completely Different Because They Are Both Fruits You Should Say Something Like “Giraffes And Crystal Meth” Idk Giraffes And Crystal Meth

Kokokat: Deaderidanjoke: When People Say Evoutions In The Later Generations Suck He Just Becomes Angry But This Is The Most Realistic Depiction Of Growing Up

Moved To @Chromaticray!

Skittyspostlimitblog: Sometimes My Twelve Year Old Little Sister Will Go On Club Penguin And Trick A Bunch Of Girls That She’s A Guy And She’ll Make Them Think They’re Dating And Then She’ll Have Them All Meet Her In The Same Place At The Same

Cultshipping: Battle City Finalists.

Sourwolves: Sourwolves: Some Guy Just Knocked On My Door And Said “Ben?” Last Time I Checked I Am Not A Ben He Just Did It Again And I Had A Moment Of Self Doubt Like Maybe I Am Ben

&Quot;Science Is Whatever We Want It To Be&Quot;

Grimvvave: Goes To School So I Can Drop Out And Rap About It

Kingofbear: When Someone Says Their Eyes Change Colour

Pitbullfan: I Tried Making A Gang Once But It Turned Into A Book Club

upherbutt - uphisbutt - upset