ostracizedpoodle: the quickest way to my heart is with a knife

ostracizedpoodle: the quickest way to my heart is with a knife

Boomitsnialler: I Feel Like Taylor Swift Is That Friend Who Invites Herself Places

Basedgosh: How Fucking Scary Would It Be If Semen Was Red

Hitlersbreastmilk: Oxygenic: Hitlersbreastmilk: Asking Your Parents For An Arranged Marriage Bc No One Will Date You Who Needs Marriage When You Have Oppas And Cats (◡‿◡✿) Oppas And Cats Arent Going To Fuck You

Kingcheddarclausxvii: Snowsiah: Merry Christmas! Oh Man Oh Boy Oh Man We Finally Got Snow It’s Practically A Blizzard I Can Barely Even See I’m Gonna Make A Fort Memories :’)

&Quot;Science Is Whatever We Want It To Be&Quot;

Abitgarish: Wolfbearsnake: Xxcrashcourse: Aneverydaynerd: I Was At Target Yesterday And This Little Girl Wanted To Buy Halo 4, But This Lady Came Up To Her And Said Video Games Are For Boys. This Lady Had A Box Of Trix In Her Cart And So The Girl

Dirkkawaii: Phlynn: Whats The Plural Of Dubstep Dubsteps Or Dubstairs If You Fall Down Dubstairs Would That Be A Bass Drop

Ukeking: The Secret To Losing Followers Is Being Yourself

Hi-Jamie: I Think It’s A Good Time To Pull This Picture Out.

Reblog This If You Are Literally Suprised When People Find You Attractive.

Consulting-Spaceman: Rawrimmadinosaur22: Harry Potter Is Like A Fine Whisky, It Gets Better With Age. Twilight Is Like Crack, Its Bad For You And Super Addictive. Glee Is Like Ecstasy, Its Fun At First But You Can Get A Really Bad Episode Every Now

Taakoizu: Original | Edit

CumCannonAddicts - CumCocktails - CumEveryTime