wearejohnlocked: liamdryden: Scottish poetry beautiful

wearejohnlocked: liamdryden: Scottish poetry beautiful

Funkycops: Let’s Be Real Here If Tumblr Actually Had Its Own Country It Would Devolve Into Violent Anarchy In Like 3 Minutes Tops

Boneshard: “She Wants The D!” I Shout, Gesturing Wildly To The Vitamin Shelf Behind The Counter. Her Body Is Pale And Weak And Deeply Infected Sores Cover Her Skin. Without Proper Nutrition And Vitamins, She Could Succumb At Any Moment. I Sit In

An-Actual-Dragon: Rinsbitch: An-Actual-Dragon: Rinsbitch: I Really Love Dragons Dragons Are Wonderful And Should Be Real (Cries) Im Pretty Fucking Real Holy Shit An Actual Dragon Damn Fucking Straight

Theblueboxboy: Everybody Wants To Be The Doctor, But Unfortunately Matt Smith’s Trademark Tweed Jacket Doesn’t Come In Everyone’s Size. Fortunately For This Kid, He’s Got A Clever Mom Who Found A Way To Fashion An Eleventh Doctor Jacket That

2Spooky4Boo: Restroom Air Dryers Are A Great Way To Warm Your Hands Before Wiping Them On Your Jeans

Snarg: Jesus Died For Your Sins So Make Sure To Sin Hard Everyday Or Else He Died For Nothing

Assiest: On Dasher On Dancer On Prancer And Vixen On Hitler On Cupid On Donner And Blitzkrieg

Bandoge: Why Does Santa Get More Things For Rich Kids

Imthejesusofsuburbia: Shiningchan: Imthejesusofsuburbia: Why Is It That Girl Pockets Are So Tiny You Can’t Even Fit Money In There And Guy Pockets Are So Big They Can Fit 5 Calculators In There Why Are You Measuring In Calculators Dont Tell Me

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Zenith-Of-Justice: Shelpee: How Do You Politely Push Someone Off Of A Cliff You Have A Tea Party At The Edge Of The Cliff And You Say “Wow There Old Chap Look At What’s At The Bottom Of This Cliff!” And Then They Lean Over And Go “Why I Do

Lucifelle: “Please Do Not Enter The Garden Area.”

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