ostracizedpoodle: no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

ostracizedpoodle: no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

Vris-Kaserket: I Dont Age, I Level Up

B-Sexual: Vinsanityraw: Dead Soldier’s Friend Tells Why A Funeral Dress Was The Only Way To Honour Him. The Observer. “Kev Was Like My Brother – We Would Have Done Anything For Each Other.we Said That Whoever Died First, The Other One Had To Wear

Richwhitelesbian: A Typo And Suddenly You Wish You Were Dad

Penandpage: Dangurewitch: Whatever Bad May Be Happening In The World, Just Be Aware That This Also Happened.

Dubsexplicit: Theperfectmessxo: Blinded-In-Fiction: Subordinate-Claus: Ineffable-Hufflepuff: Hingesoffthedoor: Shower Head That Turns Water Rainbow Colors + Bath Tiles That Change Color According To Heat

Godsavethepeen: Perks Of Dating Me I Won’t Ever Call You Mommy/Daddy Because That’s The Creepiest Fucking Shit I Have Ever Seen I’ll Keep Your Weight Down And Your Self-Esteem High By Eating All Your Food And Looking Like Road Kill You Only Have

Okay Tumblr. It'S Time To Settle This Once And For All.

Silencewillfail: Ineverlikedtheopeningsentence: Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The Closest Disney Ever Came To A Realistic Male Character. All The Awards.

Dysenterygay: In French You Don’t Say “Stop Making These Posts Before I Kill Myself” You Say “Encore Une Putain De Message Et Je Vais Vous Noyer Dans Un Océan De Sperme” Which Translates Into, “One More Fucking Post And I’ll Drown You

Beauty And The Beast Defense #2: Abusive Relationship

Tetsurookun: “You Don’t Want Me. You’re All Hard Work And Deadlines! I’m… Snowballs And Fun Times. I’m Not A Guardian.”

Id Rather Be Obsessed With One Direction Than Hate Them Because You Cannot Escape Those Motherfuckers They Are Everywhere

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