ivmysterynumbers: I just bought this book and I get to the mouths-

ivmysterynumbers: I just bought this book and I get to the mouths-

Eeast-Wolfe: The Plot Of Jurassic World Sounds To Me Like What Happens When You Play Zoo Tycoon, With Extinct Animals, Then You Block Off The Entrance Gates And Set All The Animals Free.

🆕️ Jan Rijkaard Simp

H0Odrich: Don’t Dress Like A Hoe To Go To The Supermarket…The Freezer Aisle Is Cold

Helmhammerhand: And The Award For The Most In Character Cosplay Goes To…

Oddballwaterfall: Emilianadarling: Holy Fuck You Guys After Years Of Being Vaguely Confused When I Came Across The Measurement “A Stick Of Butter” In Recipes, Today I Learned That In The United States They Sell Butter In These Skinny Stick Things:it

Alphajade: This Ain’t A Meme It’s A Goddamn Frog Face

Are We Rolling?

Oswinsoufflequeen: Miketooch: Julianathursday: Cas-Get-Into-My-Ass: Gifs-And-Stuff: “Leo Had Slammed His Hand On The Table Countless Times And He Moved His Hand Further And He Crushed A Crystal Cordial Glass. Blood Was Dripping Down His Hand.

Skarosoul: Endermisha: Bmoburns: Preteenager: How Does Popcorn Even Do That Thing Here I Show You The Thing This Is The Most Majestic Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life It’s Like A Ballet

Krxs10: Neighbors Call Police To A Suburb In Mckinney,Texas When They Learn That A Family Invited “Too Many Black People” To Their Pool Party . Cops Brutalize Only Black Kids. A Mckinney Police Officer Has Been Placed On Administrative Leave After

Dajo42: Iwillgodownonthisship: Dajo42: Picture A Group Of Friends Who Wanted Nothing More Than To Hang Out, Play A Nice Game Of Monopoly And Maybe Eat Some Pizza. This Was Of Course An Idea Doomed To Fail From The Moment Of Its Conception As There

The-Sunbird: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Some Of Us Are Still “It” From A Childhood Game Of Tag. This Fucked Me Up Far More Than It Should.

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