themythoffingerprints:i’m so ridiculusly drunk

themythoffingerprints:i’m so ridiculusly drunk

Themythoffingerprints: Most Intense Workout I’ve Ever Done. Now I Am Become Death.

Themythoffingerprints:last Day At The Beach.

Themythoffingerprints:tried To Find Tanks To Buy Today And The Gal At American Apparel Was Certain This Medium-Sized Tank Would Fit Me. Okay.

Themythoffingerprints:innervyuz ~

Themythoffingerprints:when Alcohol Happens, So Does Tank Tops.

Themythoffingerprints:the Look Of Concern Is The Only Thing That Remotely Works For Me.

Themythoffingerprints:jesus H I Have To Clean

Themythoffingerprints:i Mildly Understand Now.

Themythoffingerprints:update: I Stopped Eating Them.

Themythoffingerprints:oh For The Love Of God

Themythoffingerprints: Lifeintheafterglow: Obligatory “Wear Red Today” Photo. Also Obligatory Chest Hair Photo. And Obligatory Tattoo Photo. This Is Now My Avatar Because After 20 Years On This Earth, I Finally Look Like A Man, Dammit.

Themythoffingerprints:the Lightbulb In My Lamp Went Out And Instead Of Buying A New Bulb, I’m Pouting About It.

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