showerthoughtsofficial: If you bought a toupee on a payment plan for your friend Bill, you’d have bills to pay for Bill’s toupee

showerthoughtsofficial: If you bought a toupee on a payment plan for your friend Bill, you’d have bills to pay for Bill’s toupee

Verrvain: Do U Ever Feel So Ugly All U Wanna Do Is Go Home

Chlorokin: Mumblesbot: Nuka-Breaker: Power Armor Is Basically A Fursuit For People Who Want To Be Robots Sh Sshut Up @Jaffajamjam

Baawri: Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [X]

Yoakesan: Bitchycode: You: “Everybody Shut Up.” Picks Up Phone “Hey Mum.” Friend 1: “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!” Friend 2: “Come Back To Bed” Friend 3: Various Sex Noises Friend 4: “Tell Her I Said Hi” Friend 5: “Aye! Pass

Apatheticasthmatic: Tethered To Reality Just Enough To Function, But Divorced From It Just Enough To Be Clueless.

Dicksoutsuggestion: Dicks Out For The Sweet Release Of Death

Spencerofspace: I Have My Paintings Hanging In A Very Popular Local Cafe For The Next Month! :D This Is My First Art Showing!

Lost Things

Jaffajamjam

Meralei: I Crave Intimacy. Not Just Any Intimacy But The Innocent Intimacy. The Hand And Forehead Kisses,The Firm Hugs From Behind, Snuggles Under The Blanket, The Gentle “I Love You&Amp;Quot;S As You’re Drifting Into A Deep Sleep…I Crave It All..

Somenigerianbelle: I Low Key Wish I Was Pretty. Like Really Pretty. Like Gorgeous. The Kind Of Good Looks That Have Everyone Wanting To Know Who You Are And Where You Came From And Wondering How You Ended Up In The Same Space As Them. @Chlorokin,

Koshimoro: 真島の姉ちゃん💕

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