It is fuckin cold out here, y'all. We goin troll hunting. #assassinscarf

It is fuckin cold out here, y'all. We goin troll hunting. #assassinscarf

Fuck No, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Paying Your Troll Toll! (At The Fremont Troll)

Holy Fucking Shit You Guys I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Seen A Hard Copy Before Brb Trying To Convince Them To Let Me Buy It #Bestpornever (At Scarecrow Video)

#Ramenaddict (At Samurai Noodle)

The First Starbucks. #Fuckintourists (At Starbucks)

Hurts So Good. (At Under The Needle Tattoos)

Dancin, Daaaaaancin! (At The Crocodile)

For Real, Though, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like A Legit Problem At This Point. #Pizzaaddict (At The Crocodile)

Never Be Lost. Be Who You Are, Where You Are. Enjoy The Moment And Explore It. (At The Crocodile)

High School Me Would Be Freaking The Fuck Out Right Now. Just Having Whiskey With Matt Pond And Rocky Votolato. #Whatismylife #Amazingendingseattle (At The Crocodile)

Nsfw: Seattle, You Were Lovely, But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Happy I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going Home Soon! (I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Miss This Huge Bathtub, Though.)

And Then Sometimes Flight Delays Are Ok Because You Get Stoned And Wear A Shredder Helmet While You Wait. Thanks @Darrinchase! (At Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea))

Waiting An Uncomfortable Amount Of Time For My Bag. So Close To Being Home. (At Los Angeles International Airport (Lax))

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