Box o’ sake #japanesefermentedcoconutwater #secretalcohol

Box o’ sake #japanesefermentedcoconutwater #secretalcohol

Finally Got To See My Boys Be Funny On A Stage Tonight. #Virginitystory (At Hollywood Improv)

Happy Birthday To My Absolute Best Fuckin Friend! I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Glad That I Found You In A Parking Lot.

Dying My Bush Silver

Eat Shit. #Minimochacupcakies

Dagny Always Makes Me Feel Like An Evil Mastermind When She Sits In My Lap While I Work. #Onemeeeeelliondollars

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Judging A Nerd Poetry Slam At Phoenix Comic Con This Friday! Come Read A Poem, Listen To Me Read A Poem, Or Just Hang Out! #Phxcc

#Kbye #Latenightroadtrip #Phxcc

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Sorry That I Love Arby&Amp;Rsquo;S. #Yesiknowitsawful #Idgaf #Illbesorrylater #Roadtrip

#Nofilter #Nomakeup #Nomoredriving #Imadeitma #Roadtrip

Heyitsapril

Classic Noods. #Tradition (At Yc&Amp;Rsquo;S Mongolian Grill)

So Proud Of @Gearknox &Amp;Amp; His Ma For Making @Rockstarrescue Happen! If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re In Phx, Check Em Out! They&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Also Got A Great Thrift Store In The Front! #Hometownbestfriends (At Thrashed Thrifts)

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