theshiningd: constructofcatscience: reblog for incredible level of irony. please let his name be Stan

theshiningd: constructofcatscience: reblog for incredible level of irony. please let his name be Stan

When You Get Fed Up Of Waiting For A Page To Load So You Close It And In The Split Second That You Do You Can See The Page Has Fully Loaded But It’s Too Late

My Sister Really, Really Hates When Christmas Presents Take Too Long To Unwrap

Aduhm: Aduhm: Aduhm: Aduhm: I Was In The Bathroom Cleaning And I Saw My Sisters Makeup So I Put It On Horribly All Over My Face Because I Was Bored And It Wont Come Off Now Guys What Do I Do This Will Have Consiquences I Will Be Bullied Dad This

Misterpornographic: Ssslampora: Everybody Who Reblogs This, And I Do Mean Every Single One Will Get A Gif In Their Inbox That I Feel Describes Their Url The Most. Oh This Should Be Good

Circumcisions: Alt-J: Sluttyoliveoil: Sluttyoliveoil: Do You Guys Wanna See A Pic Of My New Girlfriend?? Shes Really Hott ;) Her Name Is Jill I Dont Get The Joke Why Is Ur Hands Name Jill

Depthsinme: Personal Blog That You Will Love!

Bunnydeerest: I Can’t Believe Women And Their Double Standard

Alvadee: Chellodello: I Feel As If The Blue Area Is Not Large Enough That’s Why I Love Greek Mythology So Much. It’s Like Soap Opera With Gods.

Damaged Nebulas

Sometimes I Wonder How My Life Would’ve Turned Out If I Hadn’t Signed Up For Tumblr

Asksecularwitch: Sonneillonv: Awesomephilia: “Tried Taking A Picture Of A Sink Draining, Wound Up With A Picture Of An Eye Instead.” (Via) For A Second There, I Was Seriously Rapid-Blinking In Sympathy With Whoever Had That Much Soap In Their

Officerpyrope: Yes I Would Care If You Killed Yourself Yes I Would Be There If You Needed Someone To Talk To Yes I Would Care If You Deleted Your Blog Yes I Would Let Anyone Send Things To Me I Would Do That Even If I Don’t Reblog Those Posts

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