formerassassinjafar: No matter how many times I see this, I laugh

formerassassinjafar: No matter how many times I see this, I laugh

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Retripanda: Retripanda: In 5Th Grade We Had To Draw A Portrait Of What We Thought Jesus Looked Like And Hang It Up In The Church And I Got A Detention For Drawing Jesus Riding A Skateboard And Saying “Stay In Drugs, Dont Do School” Found It

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Robert-Downey-Jesus: I Served A Kid Dressed As Iron Man Today And I Asked Him What His Name Was And He Said It Was Tony And His Mum Shook Her Head And Was Like No His Name Is Jesse And I Looked Back At The Kid To Give Him His Change And Said ‘Have

Vvalruses: ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°) You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood

Gabri-L: Guardtristan: So If You Attract Pigeons With Bread What Did That Guy Throw Outside? ….Freedom.

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Averyeml: Edwardvanelric: Theminttu: How Much Do I Love My Best Friend? This Much At Least I Think I Didn’t Know It Did That With Longer Pictures Ahhathisiscutetoo When Did This Scrolling Thing Become A Thing

Cosmicotton: Heyitspj: The Girls In Madoka Magica Die In Breast Size Order Largest To Smallest Survival Of The Flattest

Catbountry: Graaan: “Nostalgic” What Just Like How Mom Used To Do.

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Emergencry: Im Not Jesus But I Can Turn Water Into Kool-Aid

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