kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

Msjewbooty: If Everyone On Earth Yawned At The Same Time We Could Create A Black Hole Im Sure Of It

Cokeflow: Tumblr Has Defiled My Sense Of Humor And Now I’m On This New Tier Of Humor That No One In Real Life Understands

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Deodrant: I Exercised Once

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The-Secret-Stache: I Reblog This Everytime It Is On My Dash

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Sleepthroughthealarm: Sleepthroughthealarm: I Hate When You Get An Itchy Leg And You’ve Got Jeans On Because You Ain’t Scratching No Satisfaction Through That Shit Thank You For Reviving This Because It Still Angers Me

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Sphealseverywhere: Salamanderperch: I Could Be Dead Down There You Little Shit It’s Clearly Gold’s Fault The Floor Under Him Gave Out.

Makosfirebutt: Makosfirebutt: I May Have Just Texted My Mom Saying “I Can’t Find My Phone” She Replied Then Shouted From Upstairs In Her Room, “Are You Outta Your Mind?”

Infinite-Jubilation: Shit Yall March 13Th Is Officially Pluto Day And We Missed It

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