godisgaf: our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

godisgaf: our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

Wentzporta: I’m Terrified Of Growing Old Don’t Ask Me About My Future I Will Throw Up On You

Fatkidinmath: Im Sorry If Ive Ever Told You The Same Story Twice Its Just That I Dont Have An Interesting Life And Cool Things Rarely Happen To Me

Lnfamy: Once I Dated A Guy Who Stopped Talking To Me For A Month And I Found Out He Didn’t Like Me Anymore But He Was Too Scared To Dump Me So He Just Ignored Me And I Spammed His Facebook With Wiki Links On How To Break-Up With Your Girlfriend

Pyroluminescence:

Y0Ur-Sempai: Boku No Picoooooooh My God Whay Are Htey Doing

Tarotempura

Sly-Mcp: Whothefuckisalexturner: Abhortion: Ginnifergoodwins: Foodtrucker: ‘It’s Not Cold’ Said The Pe Teacher With A Coat On #Glad To Know It’s International #’It’s Just Drizzling’ Said The Pe Teacher Opening An Umbrella “Running

Vaspim: Is There A Carfax For People Because That Would Save Me So Much Time Realizing How Shitty Some People Are Tbh

Fffcuk: Do Smelly People Not Know They Smell Or Do They Just Not Care

Clippie: Math Just Got Important

I Remade

Andrewhussiesbosom: Bitch I’ll Fucking Cut You A Slice Of Cake Because Youre A Cutie And Deserve Really Sweet Things And Do You Need Anything Else? No? [Smooches Your Face Bc Youre Really Cute]

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