sluttyoliveoil: before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

sluttyoliveoil: before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

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The-Timelord-Girl-Who-Hunts: The-Doctor-To-My-Tardis: Im Sobbing Oh My God

Fartgallery: If I Start Blushing And You Yell “Awww You’re Embarrassed!!!!!” I Will Never Speak To You Ever Again

Sherbot: Theboywhofangirled: Totally Just Convinced My British Friend The American School System Uses Sharps And Flats In Grading Like A-, Ab, A, A#, And A+ And She’s Totally Buying It You Little Shit

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