fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

Sherbot: Theboywhofangirled: Totally Just Convinced My British Friend The American School System Uses Sharps And Flats In Grading Like A-, Ab, A, A#, And A+ And She’s Totally Buying It You Little Shit

Pittsies: Areyouafraidofthedark: Imawanchor: Hazelandglasz: Durnesque-Esque: Thehippiejew: Extrafeisty: Jaycubs: A Glasgow Nightclub Has Installed A Two-Way Mirror Which Allows Male Revellers In Private Booths To Spy On Unsuspecting Women As

Pizza: An Epic Trilogy

Sushiandpie: Phantoms4Evr: Janetdevlinoffic: Always Remember That You Are Not Worthless, Organs Are Extremely Expensive On The Black Market My Roommate And I Just Looked This Up And Your Bone Marrow Alone Is Worth $23 Million. 23 Million Dollars. So

Space-Queer: Color-Me-Ethan: Nevermistakefateforanaccident: Guys Are So Lucky Because They Don’t Have Long Hair That Randomly Falls Out And Tickles Their Arm Or Leg And Gives Them A Fucking Heart Attack. They 100% Feel Like Bugs. Because No Man

Ianthe: Schmergo: Ianthe: Nothing Grape Flavored Is Flavored Like Grapes It’s Just Flavored Like Other Grape Flavored Things And This Is Why I Have Trust Issues Fun Fact: Grape Artificial Flavor Was The First Artificial Flavor Created, By Accident.

Castiel-Is-Wonderful: Sionainnlindsay: Castiel-Is-Wonderful: Wait Hold The Fuck Up Is ‘Mrs’ Just Mr’s Like Belonging To Mr Omg Mr Comes From The French Monsieur, Which I Think Literally Translates As ‘My Lord’ And Basically Just Means

Its-Teatime: I Know It’s Coffee, But Look At It!!!!

I-Am-Momo-Senpai: Fauxmosexualtranstrender: Wretchedoftheearth: I Do Find It Funny That Lesbians Are Perceived As Man-Hating But Gay Men Are Not Perceived As Woman-Hating, And In Fact Are Often Illogically Shielded From Accusations Of Misogyny Simply

Internetfeet: People Mistake Ovulation And Menstruation To Be The Same Thing When In Fact They Aren’t Ovulation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Hello Friends I Am Here” And Menstuation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Goodbye Friends I Am Gone”

Necromorph-Slayinglovemachine: I’m Not Sure But I Think I Just Accidentally Created A Legendary Pokemon

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