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fr33kinmatt: chadleymacguff: pokedex voice Starter. the space ghost pokemon and evolution of Startly. known for it’s phantom limbs and cosmic dust expelled from it’s astral form. Starter often scares unsuspecting trainers. it is said that Starter

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