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ambitiousbard: soselfimportant: thats a moray I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO LEGITIMATELY ANGRY OVER A PUN

Princeowl: What If You Went Out To Buy Alcohol And When They Asked For Your I.d You Handed Them A Picture Of Taylor Swift And Said ‘I Don’t Know About You But Im Feeling 22’

What If Tattoos Just Randomly Appeared On Our Skin At Key Points In Our Lives And We Had To Figure Out What They Meant For Ourselves

Sassings: Wish I Was Witty And Cute But Instead Im Sarcastic And Annoying

Nuhiak: Do U Ever Just

Verysiriuspotterhead: Caskettcase: I Work At Home Depot And Yesterday I Decided To Pick Up Some Possible Paint Colors For Future Living Arrangements And Loved This Swatch Especially This One Which Once You Crop It Comes Out To Be This Color Online

Astudyintimelords: So I Recently Bought This Dalek Talking Plushie And If You Sleep Hugging A Stuffed Plushie And Roll Over A Lot Take My Word For It And Don’t Sleep With It Because Last Night I Was Hugging This Dalek And Was Perfectly Asleep And

Corsetmaid: My Cats Are Mad At Each Other Omfg Cant Breathe

Shewillbelubed: Stop Calling Me Cute Im Not Cute Im Punk I Have 0 Feelings And Eat Sheets Of Metal For Breakfast

Ilymorgannn: Here We See The Nasty Vicious Pitbull In It’s Horrifyingly Natural Habitat

Bearstrich: You Know Why Women Often Say “Nothing’s Wrong” When Something Is Definitely Bothering Them It’s Because Men Have Been Belittling, Minimizing And Mocking Our Emotions Forever And We Are Socialized To Be As Passive And Undemanding And

Kurokowithamustache: Daniel-William-Cumberbatch: Yogvrt: Do You Ever Pee And Then You Still Have To Pee After You Pee But You Cant Pee Because You Just Peed This Is So Fuckin’ Deep.

Feraligaytor: When U Make A Bad First Impression On Someone U Wanted To Become Friends With

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