sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

Nuhiak: Do U Ever Just

Verysiriuspotterhead: Caskettcase: I Work At Home Depot And Yesterday I Decided To Pick Up Some Possible Paint Colors For Future Living Arrangements And Loved This Swatch Especially This One Which Once You Crop It Comes Out To Be This Color Online

Astudyintimelords: So I Recently Bought This Dalek Talking Plushie And If You Sleep Hugging A Stuffed Plushie And Roll Over A Lot Take My Word For It And Don’t Sleep With It Because Last Night I Was Hugging This Dalek And Was Perfectly Asleep And

Corsetmaid: My Cats Are Mad At Each Other Omfg Cant Breathe

Shewillbelubed: Stop Calling Me Cute Im Not Cute Im Punk I Have 0 Feelings And Eat Sheets Of Metal For Breakfast

Ilymorgannn: Here We See The Nasty Vicious Pitbull In It’s Horrifyingly Natural Habitat

Bearstrich: You Know Why Women Often Say “Nothing’s Wrong” When Something Is Definitely Bothering Them It’s Because Men Have Been Belittling, Minimizing And Mocking Our Emotions Forever And We Are Socialized To Be As Passive And Undemanding And

Kurokowithamustache: Daniel-William-Cumberbatch: Yogvrt: Do You Ever Pee And Then You Still Have To Pee After You Pee But You Cant Pee Because You Just Peed This Is So Fuckin’ Deep.

Feraligaytor: When U Make A Bad First Impression On Someone U Wanted To Become Friends With

Timelyburden: Timelyburden: Once My Dad Got A Nail Stuck In His Eye So He Had To Get This Cotton Patch Taped Over It And While He Slept I Drew An Eye On It And Put Makeup On It And Coincidentally My Dads Name Is Joe So I Think You Know Where This Is

Zillatamer: Letterstogodptiii: Tea-Books-And-Blankets: Yaygocats: Discomplete: “I Want To Wear Shorts Because It’s Hot But I Really Hate My Legs” An Autobiography “I Want To Wear Shorts But I Didnt Shave” The Sequel. “I Want To Wear

Sammiesundevil-At-221B: Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Rebloggable, As Requested :) This Is The Most Accurate Description Of How Awful Periods Are That I Have Ever Read. Slow Applauds

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