socialjusticejonah: sangfroidwoolf: This will always be the best headline ever. literally never forget

socialjusticejonah: sangfroidwoolf: This will always be the best headline ever. literally never forget

Fishingboatproceeds: Chickenmcmisha: If John Green Reblogs This I Will Go As Him For Halloween Okay.

Mettalliccolouredglobes: I’m Going To Break Your Fucking Legs

Kingcarmody: How I Leave Uncomfortable Situations

I-Whine-A-Lot: So High Schoolers Were Touring My College Today And I Was On My Laptop In The Lounge And These Few Girls Kept Giggling And Pointing At Me While The Tour Guide Was Talking And I Heard One Girl Say, “Oh My God, I Am Never Wearing Pajama

S-L-E-E-P-S: The Irony Pains Me

Desintegrer: Desintegrer: Guess Who Has A Boyfriend If You Guessed Me You Guessed Wrong

The-Spoopiest-Of-Butts: Hauntedmilk: Zmcr1234: Hauntedmilk: Hauntedmilk: An Attorney Walks Into A Starbucks Orders A Lawtte I’m Calling The Police I’ll Order Them A Coppuccino While I Wait &Amp;Ldquo;What Would You Like With Your Coppuccino,

Hojolove: Kooriartposts: Right, Then. They’re Just Gushing With Innocence.

Destinedcouple: X

Darrynek: What She Says: No What She Really Means: No

Halryder: Tales Protagonist In A Nutshell

Theartslavestudio: Some Deer Phone Charm Designs I Made Today! Because Who Doesn’t Like Cute Deer? :3

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