santaseragaki: happy birthday jesus and titan-killing short dude

santaseragaki: happy birthday jesus and titan-killing short dude

Animationfanatic: Thecube42: Shadethenightfury: Thecube42: A Reminder That Somewhere Around The World, Santa Is Riding At 800 Miles Per Second Throwing Presents Into People’s Houses With Pinpoint Accuracy Imagine Having A Snowball Fight With Him

Merrychristmasrose: I Love That Like The Whole Fucking Adult Population Works Together Just To Convince Kids Santas Real Like They Dress Up Like Him And Talk To Kids And They Make Bullshit Points To Prove Hes Real And The News Tracks That Fucker Across

Theheadtheheartthetardis: Potterwholockchristmas: Nayx: Why Am I Awake Who Summoned Me Maybe That Means Your Soul Mate Is Thinking About You My Soul Mate Needs To Go The Fuck To Sleep

Thegroovygatsby: Zeppelis: This Has Gone On Too Far They’re Just Trying To Make Sure You’re Not A Phony

Jaclcfrost: &Amp;Ldquo;Why Are You Awake At Three In The Morning&Amp;Rdquo; Asks The Person Who Is Also Awake At Three In The Morning

Dollyfarton: Ineedmasculism: Lundsdotter: The Strongest ‘Pound For Pound’ Muscle Is The Uterus: It Weighs Around 2 Pounds But During Childbirth Can Exert A Downward Force Of 400 Newtons, Which Is One Hundred Times As Strong As Gravity And Equivalent

Forlackofabettercomic: Gives A Whole New Meaning To The Phrase “Spoiled Brat”. Happy Holidays, Everyone! Hope You’re All Having Good Ones!

Applebright: Seriously Considering Filling My Pockets With Glitter And Whenever Someone Near Me Says Something Really Stupid Or Rude I’ll Just Reach Into My Pocket With A Dead Expression And Release The Glitter Into The Sky Above Their Head And Watch

Raggedyarchangel: Angelicpower: My Guy Friend Turned To Me, And Out Of Nowhere, And Said “Why Is It Ok For Girls To Touch Each Other’s Boobs, But Not Ok For Guys To Touch Each Other’s Dicks?” And I Still Don’t Have An Answer For That #Don’t

Theworldendswith-You: +

Hinoneko: The Hot Anime On Tumblr This Year Went From “Hardcore Giant-Slaying Military Fantasy” To “High School Boys Getting Really Passionate About Swimming” To “Jesus And Buddha Spending Christmas Together” I Love This Website

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