sharonosbourne: *wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

sharonosbourne: wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking

Callipygianology: I’ve Never Seen These All Together, So I Thought I’d Put Them In A Photoset. Made By The Fantastic Kendra Wells On The Toast.

Kreedkafer: Oh My God Be Still My Beating Heart

Burloire: Yutoube: Marlodjur: I Just Wanted Everyone To Know That In Europe, Cool Ranch Chips Are Called Cool American. This Is The Greatest News Ive Heard All Day Screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Petulantprotagonist: Motdef: I Can’t Even Open A Program To Screenshot This Everything Is Good

Catholmes: Demet3R: The-Trench-Coat-Fandom: Captainsbooty: Captainsbooty: Captainsbooty: What If We’re All Characters In A Book What If When You Forget What You Were Going To Say It’s The Author Backspacing Guys Why Isn’t Everyone Reblogging

Pleatedjeans: Via

Kingdom Of Sindria

Nuuku: Turtle-Ambulance: Fun Fact: “Nolo” Is Latin For “Do Not Want” So If Someone Says Yolo You Can Say Nolo And They’ll Think Its Just A Stupid Comeback But In All Actuality You’re Speaking Latin Which Is Classy As Shit So Haha The Jokes

Willthewriter: Iconic

Sweetmadameblue: Diet Steve

Forevershameless: If Anyone Ever Wanted To Give Me A Present, This Would Be The Coolest Fucking Thing. Geodes Carved Into Fucking Skulls.

Whyiseveryonesurlfancierthanmine: Note To Authors: When A Bullet Is Shot From A Gun, It Becomes So Hot It’s Sterile. You Don’t Get An Infection From The Bullet Itself, But From The Wound. That’s Why In The Short Term It’s Better Not To Remove

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