officialpigeon: Person: “I’m 6ft tall” me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

officialpigeon: Person: “I’m 6ft tall” me: tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother

Zenis: I Like How All Those Dudes Are ‘Wahh Prof. Sycamore Is Sexualized To Sell To Women!!’ And Its Like Prof. Sycamore Aint Even Sexualized Like All He Is Is An Attractive Modestly Dressed Dude Like Women Gamers Gotta Deal With Battle Bikinis And

Girlgotmuscle: Lilinternetwarrior: Theidledrifter: Jane-B-Nimbel: Thesanityclause: Youngmanandoldsoul: “Killed 99 Bears” A Fact That If Actually Accomplished, Should Be Put On A Tombstone. My Favorite Part Is “We Hope He Has Gone To Rest.”

Jaclcfrost: U Know What Feels Really Dumb Being Scared Of Certain Areas Of Your House Like U Live There U Are There All The Time But When It Comes To Like That One Place It’s Just Like Nope

Affectedsteez: It’s Possible That This Laptop Wasn’t Built For Five Years Of Literally 24-Hour-A-Day Use

Johannathemad: Horse!Jean After A Long Time Of Just Dreaming Of This, I Finally Drew It Thanks God…! Cries Over Anatomy ;V;

Emotionalfriend: #Why Didn’t You Just Publish This

Laughparty: If You Ever Feel Unappreciated This Christmas I Got My 17 Year Old Brother The Ps4 And He Gave Me A Bag Of Pretzels

Necrophilofthefuture: Those 10 Seconds After Your Laptop Dies When U Just Hopelessly Stare At The Dark Screen

Madeleinelacey: Nothing Can Stop Me Now M’lady

Spookymormon: Spookymormon: So My Uncle Is A Priest And Apparently Can’t Deny When I Ask Him To Bless Something So I Now Have A Blessed Laptop, Blessed Loaf Of Bread, And Blessed Underwear. I Just Asked Him To Bless This Post And He Did

Mechaboos: Lul This Is Best Version Of Sexualization I Can Draw

Nynfias: Tiny Sylveon With Tiny Cakes

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