argentosgoblin: fannywinkle: “plop.” too good not to reblog

argentosgoblin: fannywinkle: “plop.” too good not to reblog

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Terrran: If Something Smells Its Probably The Extinction Of The Entire Human Race

Tagmemystrich: What If The Reason All Npcs In Pokemon Walk In Circles All Day And Never Become Masters Despite 20+ More Years Of Experience Is Because They Too Are Controlled By 45,000 People.

Butt-Berry: Only 16Th February 2014 Kids Will Get This Lms If You Survived Route 9

Amoying: When You Realise You’ve Eaten More Than The Rest Of Your Friends At A Party

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