So apparently I’ve had a tumblr account for three years wow

So apparently I’ve had a tumblr account for three years wow

Theangryviolinist: &Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Be An Actor When I Grow Up&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Well If That Doesn’t Work What Do You Want To Be?&Amp;Rdquo; You Do Not Question A Child’s Aspirations To Become Anything You Asshole Fuckwads Like If He Said Doctor You Would

Hakeism: One Of These Days I’ll Draw A Proper Djinn Equip Go Agares

Tinalikesbutts: Okay Never Say That Period Pains Aren’t That Bad Because One Time I Had An Ovarian Cyst That Burst Before They Found It, And When The Doctor Saw How Big It Was, He Asked Me, “How Were You Not Screaming In Pain?” And My Response

Goldenclitoris: Shout Out To The Time And Effort Put In By The People Who Come Up With Patterns On Toilet Paper Im Just Gonna Wipe My Ass With It But Thanks

Straightchristianfurry: “I’m Working On Composing Some Darker Stuff For Ukelele” Something I Actually Overheard Today

Galaxys4: Hello Students. Welcome To My Math Class. We Will Be Having A Class Trip This Year, The First Ever Math Field Trip In History. It’s To Hell. Here We Are

Pajamaben: &Amp;Ldquo;Billy Where Is Your Homework?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Im Sorry Ms. Klein My Dog- Sees Dog In The Window Make A Throat Cutting Motion -Gone Cat Ate It”

Thyflyingmintbunny: Prucanada: Hikingnerd: Timelordpillbug: Follovved: Amerlcanapparel: When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes When Guys Objectify Women And Expect Them To Send Nudes When Someone Asks You About Your Nuclear Plans For Russia

Theboyvvithoutasoul: Theboyvvithoutasoul: Theboyvvithoutasoul: Where Do Aliens Hang Out This Post Is Back Again And Im Glad Bc I Get To Watch People Get Confused About V B N M Again

Grawly: Grawly: If This Gets 500 Notes Ill Download Every Single Kidz Bop Album And Marathon The Whole Thing, Or At Least Not Listen To Any Other Music Until I Get Through The Entire Thing Im Livid

Doubleadrivel: Weliveonfiction: Flatbear: Cumberbitch-In-A-Tardis: Marin-Fluently-Sarcastic: Counterpunches: #And Here We See The Important Distiction:#Mistakes From Children Are Okay Because They Are Learning#Mistakes From Adults Who Claim To Be

Holy Shit Look At These Water Textures!!!

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