subaquaticartisan: Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

subaquaticartisan: Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

The-Average-Gatsby: The-Average-Gatsby: Imagine A Horror Movie Where You’re Trapped In Your House With A Serial Killer But All Your Lights Are Clappers So You’re Running For Your Life From This Psychopath While Both Of You Are Just Aggressively

Holy Shit Look At These Water Textures!!!

Bestquius: Bestquius: There’s This Asshole Who Every Time He Sees Me With My Ukulele He Thinks He’s Funny And Asks “Can You Play Any Metallica?” But The Joke Is Now On Him Because I Just Learned How To Play The Intro Riff To Master Of Puppets.

Celtic-Clay: Biomorphosis: This Is Not A Tasty Gummy Sweet But A Jewel Caterpillar Found In Amazon Rainforest. They Are Covered With Sticky Goo-Like, Gellatinous Tubercles That Provides Protection From Its Predator Like Ants Until They Metamorphosise

Let'S Meet Again, One Of These Nights

Fernacular: Mccallientes: Why All The Merdudes Gotta Have The Cool Ass Shark Fins? Why Can’t Some Merladies Have Cool Sharkfins And The Merdudes Have Some Sparkly Ass Beautiful Scales That You Need Metaphors About Rainbows To Describe I Wanna See

Sirgilbert: Source

Tsarbucks: No I’m Not Gonna Lend You My Pencil Because If I Lend You My Pencil Then You’ll Want My Calculator And Then You’ll Want Austria And Czechoslovakia And Then You’ll End Up Invading Poland And I Will Not Have That Shit

Reichenbackdatassup: Wow My Brother Was Telling Me This Joke And He Said &Amp;Ldquo;If You’re Fighting With A Woman And She Pulls A Knife On You, Just Pull Out The Bread And Cheese And Meat And Her Womanly Instincts Will Kick In And She’ll Just Make

Kikiarty: What I Mean When I Call A Character Perfect Is “Wow Look At How Flawed You Are, How Broken And Three Dimensional And Well Written. Look How Much Of A Disaster You Are And How You Are Constantly Torn Between Right And Wrong And You

Docmuerte: Mrdappersden: Goooooooo Fuck Yourself Women Are A Mystery How Could We Possibly Understand Their Wily And Bizarre Nature We Are But Mere Mortal Men

Mayorgere: Do The Bird Villagers Ever Look At The Tinier Birds In Animal Crossing And Think “What”

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