singingsh0wtunes: subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes: subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

Breadmaakesyoufat: Fabled-Foreigntongues: Breadmaakesyoufat: My Mother Just Threw A Wagon Wheel At Me How The Fuck Did She Get The Wheel Off A Wagon? Do People Still Have Wagons? Why Are They Destroying Them To Throw?? Australia’s Weird

Wilwheaton: Bearhatalice: Aspiringpolymath: Phoenix-Ace: Girl-Non-Grata: Please Note: “Everyone Who Works Retail, Admin, Or Labor” Is Pretty Much Everyone. I Can’t Remember The Last Time I Worked Somewhere Without “Security” Cameras That

Aroavenger: Meaninglessladders: Aroavenger: I’m Crying Oh Gosh Tumblr Prof Announcement: If You Are Trans Or Nonbinary And You Are In The Same Situation As The Student Above, Email Your Professors Before Class Starts. I Understand That It Might

Holy Shit Look At These Water Textures!!!

Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Tfw Multiple People Start Talking Over Each Other In An Anime And There Are Subtitles All Over The Top And Bottom Of The Screen And You Feel Like Somebody Just Landed A Swift Triple Kick To Your Medulla Oblongata

Stopirwin: I Have A Friend Who Has Been Taking Birth Control Since She Was 12 Because She’s Anemic And If She Didn’t Take It She Would Bleed Out Excessively During Her Period And End Up In The Hospital Dont Fucking Tell Me That Birth Control Isn’t

Majorkimblee: I Love How No One Messes With Avatar The Last Airbender. There Are People Who Are Like, Wow You Watch Doctor Who? Fucking Nerd. You Watch Anime? Gosh You’re Such A Weirdo. You Watch Avatar The Last Airbender? Oh Man You Know That’s

Jean-Luc-Gohard: What Fucks Me Up About The Darren Wilson Fundraiser Is That He Hasn’t Been Charged With A Crime. He Doesn’t Have To Hire A Lawyer. He’s On Paid Leave, So He’s Not Losing Wages. This Is Not Covering His Expenses, Because He Doesn’t

Gaikudo: Donkos: &Amp;Ldquo;A Relationship Can’t Be Romantic Without Sex&Amp;Rdquo; He’s From A Porn Game What He Gonna Know About That

Tsarbucks: Cursethegoldfish: I’m Actually Dying Lmao More Like Your Phone’s Actually Dying Plug It In

Pip-Pip-Scooby-Doo: Demonhunting: Kushstagram: I Dont Think You Get It If You Tell A Girl Shes Pretty It Will Boost Her Self Confidence Forever So If You Find A Girl Pretty Grow A Set And Tell Her No Ok But Like 2 Years Ago This One Guy Called Me

Iporygon: Therightnippleofgilgamesh: A Genre-Aware White Haired Anime Boy That Dyes His Hair In Protagonist Colours In An Attempt To Avoid His Tragic Fate Anime Mom Untying Her Side Ponytail When Shit Starts Going Down To Avoid Death

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