iguanamouth: she just stood there dong this little dance until we got up

iguanamouth: she just stood there dong this little dance until we got up

Seselapod: Piefacemcgee: Shouldnt: Esudese: Shouldnt: They Really Need To Make Capri Sun Packs Bigger. I’m Not Fucking 7 Anymore. I Am A Grown Man. All I’m Saying Is That Sometimes 6.5 Fl. Oz. Just Doesn’t Cut It. They Do Oh My Lord

Darvinasafo: Preach.

Kjellbergpie: Okay, Y’all. This Tweet Has Nothing To Do With Sam Pepper Calm. The. Hell. Down

Cwiiis: Tbh I Can’t Imagine Changing My Vocabulary When I Get Older And It’s So Surreal Like I’ll Meet My Buddies At The Shuffleboard Place And I’ll Be All “Sup Fucking Nerds You’re Gonna Get Wrecked”

Tarotempura

Nevver: *Nobody Has Actually Ever Died In Indiana

Garbagearcana: Ive Havent Actually Watched Parks And Rec Yet

Caribeaux: Caribeaux: Drdavidbrinner: How Do You Know Youre Asexual If You Havent Had Sex??? How Do You Know You Arent Sexually Attracted To Toothpaste If Youve Never Slathered Your Genitalia With It And Shoved The Tube Up Your Anus???? How Do You

Sam Pepper Handcuffs Himself To Women On The Street, Refusing To Release One Woman Until She Kisses Him

Slytherintimelord: Laughcentre: I Was Out Yesterday And I Saw Dumbledore Just Casually Getting Gas Expecto Petroleum

Ultrafacts: Source If You Want More Facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Historia-Reisss: It Hurts To Love A Fictional Character So Much

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