sebastiel: it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous

sebastiel: it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous

Mtthewrclrke: Kangarudy: Adulthood Is Like The Vet, And We’re All Dogs That Were Excited For The Car Ride Until We Realized Where We’re Going. That’s Some Real Shit Right There.

Aradiamara: I Love How The Greatest Joke In Anime History Is Even Joked About In Anime.

Explosivekawaii: When Your Friend Accidently Mentions That One Fandom You’re Fucking Crazy About

Derkreisel: 9/10 Keeps Mongolians Out

Atypicalblonde: One Time I Overslept And My Mom Came Into My Room To Wake Me Up And Said “You Had Better Get Up Or Else You’ll Be Rushing”. I Wanted To Say “If I’m Rushing Then So Be It” But Since I Was Still Half Asleep My Mind Changed “Rushing”

Sassking-Trevor: Cassbones: Lesbe-Nerdy: Chanellecassidy: Saber-Chan: My Parents Aren’t Home You Know What That Means Sits In The Living Room Instead Of Sealing Myself Away In My Room This Is Too Accurate Parents Close The Door, *Emerges

Vault11Overseer: Power-Of-Allies49: Pleatedjeans: Via Also One Time He Was Supposed To Write A Violin And Piano Duet, And He Wrote The Violin Part, But He Didn’t Really Feel Like Writing The Piano Part, Or Was Too Lazy Etc. When The Concert Came

Kittygotwet: My Fave Thing In Video Games Is When You Just Leave A Character Standing There For A Minute And They Start Looking Around Or Straightening Their Clothes Or Stretching It’s Just Great

Commander-Bumi: I Was Thinking About It The Other Day I Realized Zuko Had The Greatest Connection With Sokka Out Of All The Members Of Team Avatar. It Amazed Me In “The Boiling Rock” Episodes How Well They Worked Together And What A Great Team They

Stayingwoke: Baronessvondengler:olivia-P-Grant: Ablackgirlintheworld: This Man Was Chased By A Police Officer In His Vehicle. The Man Parks His Car, Gets Out, Goes To The Passenger Side, Pulls Out His Daughter, And Throws Her To Her Death Off Of A

Shizuo-Irl: Ok But Imagine About This Since Shizuo Is Canonically Fake Blond, Whenever His Hair Dye Fades, Celty Helps Him To Dye His Hair (Because He’s Too Embarrassed To Go To A Barber) Imagine

Jesussbabymomma: Casualbutthole: Jesussbabymomma: Casualbutthole: Jesussbabymomma: I Love Jokes That Are So Terrible They Become Funny Ironically I Literally Laugh So Hard At Those Its Embarassing Why Couldn’t The Man Find His Map Why Because

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