kelvinbenjamin:i drank a glass of orange juice so i am immune to every sickness

kelvinbenjamin:i drank a glass of orange juice so i am immune to every sickness

Giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:my Parents Live In This Town And The City Legally Can’t Tear The Tree Down To Build Or Anything Because The Tree Has Its Own Legal Rights And They Can’t Do Anything About It.how Does. How Does This Happen.

Pokeybooks13:Sadtrashbuckybarnes:disneys-Always-First: Never Not Reblog One Thing That Always Bothered Me About That Picture Of Mulan, More Than The Obvious Artifice Which Is Pretty Out Of Character, Is The Colour Of Her Outfit. The General Consensus

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Amporas: Me In Court: Guys I Played Ace Attorney I Got This

Nickigrants:theongreyjoy:psa: If Somebody Likes A Problematic/Unhealthy Ship But Doesn’t Try To Defend The Problematic Elements Of That Ship And Simply Enjoys It In A Fictional/Narrative Context With All Of It’s Fucked Up Ness And You Attack Them

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Pitfather:i Like The Idea That There Are No Longer Such Things As Casual Groups Of Friends. No, You’re In A Squad. Weaponize Your Friendships. Battle Other Squads For Social Dominance. Who Wants To Fucking Fight

Fancynancyadventures:boosket: Necrotizingfaciitis: Baboushkat: Hi Im A Woman Living In A Post Apocalyptic Environment/Desert Island On A Tv Show And I Have The Smoothest Armpits U Have Ever Seen Hi Im A Woman In Medieval Times And My Eyebrows R Perfect

Gbluth:i Want To Be Able To Say “???????????” In Real Life But All I Can Do Is Give This Extremely Expressive Look Of Confusion And Mild Indignation

Trashnerdd:i’m That Boring Person Who Always Orders The Same Thing At A Restaurant So When They Give Me The Menu I Just Pretend To Stare At It Thoughtfully For A While Before Ordering My Usual

Guy: Stability: What Do You Mean Most People Leave Their Rooms Before Noon What Do You Mean Most People Leave Their Rooms

Beastlyart:rats Are So Easy To Please. I Shoved Some Sweet Potato Into Cardboard Toilet Paper Tubes, Packed In With Shredded Paper Towels. At First They Were Just Excited About The Paper Towel Shreds And Started Making A Nest, Then They Found The Sweet

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