uglymurican: “You can quit squirming around, you’re not going anywhere. Except maybe shopping for maternity clothes when I finish.”

uglymurican: “You can quit squirming around, you’re not going anywhere. Except maybe shopping for maternity clothes when I finish.”

Uglymurican: “Don’t Shit That Plug Out Or I’ll Fuck Your Throat Until You’re Barfing Up Meals You Ate Last Year.” I Suggest You Listen To Him

Dirtybiwhore: @Graduallyfailing Invited Me Over To Learn How To Give A Proper Massage. I Loved Watching Her Demonstration.

Dirtybiwhore: Delicious

Dirtybiwhore: I Could Lick This For Hours And Hours

Uglymurican: “Stop Crying. You Were Shopping Today For Three Hours Straight And I Didn’t Complain Once.” Payback Is A Dick In The Ass Bitch

Uglymurican: “Taste Better When They’re All Sweaty, Don’t They?” For Me They Do, I Prefer Them Sweaty

And They Say Raceplay Is Dead Lol

Uglymurican: “You’re Almost As Useful As Toilet Paper, And Almost As Smart.”

Uglymurican: “We All Got Tired Of Hearing You Say You Were Never Going To Lose Your Virginity.”

Uglymurican: Laprincessegrenouille: Hi Bye 🙋 Penmanship: A+

#1 Fantasy Of Mine, I Wanna Fun Someone With The Barrel Before I Die

Sucking Dick With It To My Head 😍

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