May our asses get fatter, and our stomachs get flatter.

May our asses get fatter, and our stomachs get flatter.

The Woods Are Lovely, Dark &Amp; Deep

Hoemami:if U Don’t Like Girls With Stretch Marks Think Abt How Many Stretch Marks U Gave Ur Mother When She Carried U In Her Womb For 9 Months And How None Of Them Were Worth It Cus Ur A Piece Of Shit Lol

Epic-Humor: Meanymph: Vinebox:when You’re Trying To Act Like Everything Is Okay When Really Nothing Is Okay This Is Me All The Time

Let'S Talk About Sex, Baby

Thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I Was In The Car Today And Saw Someone With The License Plate “X0Dus3 5”, So I Thought It Was Like Exodus 3:5 And I Looked It Up, And Do You Know What It Said? “Do Not Come Any Closer.” Now That’s

Do-Not-Touch-My-Food: Chocolate Covered Bananas

Someone Said &Quot;Are You Really So Stupid To Think That Africa Has The Same Technological Advances As Us? If They Did They Would Probably Have Clean Water And Not Live In Houses Made Of Sticks And Mud. Get Over Yourself And Stop Being So Ignorant.&Quot;.....

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When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Horny As Fuck But Your Vibrator Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Charged.. Ughh

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Lmfao: When You Didn’t Even Study For The Test But Still Got A Good Grade…

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