hanukkahlewinsky: text from ex: i miss ume:

hanukkahlewinsky: text from ex: i miss ume:

Shinobicyrus: Clearly I Am Really Slow On The Uptake, Because I Just Realized If You Look At The Buttons On Honey Lemon’s Purse:those Are The Abbreviations For Elements On The Periodic Table. Honey Doesn’t Just Go Into Battle, Push A Button, And

When U Wanna Tell Someone To Fuck Off But Ur Working

Smashgirls:the Worst!!! Thing!!! Is Having Certain Names Poisoned For You……Every Time You Hear That Name Your Gut Twists And You Feel Sick And Unsettled Or Angry

I Want To Be A Stay At Home Dad.

The-Psycho-Cutie: I Didn’t Realize Growing Up Meant Dying Inside But Hey It’s Whatever

Liftedandgiftedd:i’m Always That Person That No One Is Ever Dying To Talk To. Like I Could Probably Go The Entire Day Without Receiving A Single Text Or Phone Call From Anyone Trying To Check Up On Me Or Anything

Thelovenotebook: ♥

Guess Who Just Got Laid.

Quotelounge: X

Thelovenotebook: ♥

Always-Arousedx: He Intoxicated Me With His Touch, And Whispered Into My Ear, ‘You’re Mine. I’m Going To Slide My Hard Cock Deep Inside Of You.’ I Lost My Breath. It Set Me On Fucking Fire And I Surrendered Every Inch Of My Being To Him…

Kansama: Weavemunchers: I Wonder If China Has Fancy Plates Called America

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