one-time-i-dreamt: Martinis were only served “shaken or stabbed”.

one-time-i-dreamt: Martinis were only served “shaken or stabbed”.

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One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Was At Work, And Asked A Coworker I Liked For A Piece Of Gum. He Spit Out The One That Was In His Mouth And Put It In My Mouth, And Then Very Solemnly Asked, “What Can Do You Do When One Door Is Wide Open And The Other Is Only

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Burdmom: One-Time-I-Dreamt:seth Everman Was Doing Some Internet Show. On It, He Was Teaching Us How They Make Sugar In Russia. Since They Can’t Grow It, They Pour Corn Syrup On A Special Road And Have Someone Drive Over The Syrup And Hit The Brakes

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Koichisteals: Quillusquillus: No. You Must.

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