whoredidthepartygo: sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

whoredidthepartygo: sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

Gay-Hopeless-Romantic: Spoken-Not-Written: The Next Time You Think You’re Lonely, Just Remember You Have About 25 Billion White Blood Cells In Your Body Protecting Your Sorry Little Ass With Their Life. You Have 25 Billion Friends Who Would Die For

Kansass: The Worst Thing Is When When You’re Home Alone Singing Really Really Loudly And Then Finding Out That U Aren’t Actually Alone

Everythingroosterteeth: My Mom Has Called Roosterteeth ‘Turkeychest’ So Many Times And When I Argue About It With Her She Either Tells Me To Shut Up Or Goes “They’re Both Birds And A Body Part Who Cares”

Why Don't We Check Across The Street

Mannybarbosa: Theres A Snake In My Boot And A Cap In Yo Ass

Goodfucknvibess: Swifty120: Lightspeedsound: Reblogging Solely For The Last One Tho Life Has Been Forever Changed =-O Omg

Congratu-Horrible.

Completelystumped: Oreoofficial: When The Titles Of Songs Arent Said In The Actual Song I Get Uncomfortable

Bigbagoflittledonuts: Everything I Do

Twatswag: I Have To Be Funny Because Being Hot Is Not An Option

Tastefullyoffensive: Disney Characters Without Their Beards By Annie Erskine Previously: Disney Princesses With Beards

Theboywhorunswithwolves: Someone Could Literally Marry Me And I Would Still Wonder If They Secretly Found Me Annoying

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