oomshi: i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

oomshi: i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

Swaggiethough: Seriously Mcdonalds Is So Fucking Disgusting With Their Processed Food And Greasy Slabs Of Meat Ill Take Three Orders Of Large Fries Please

Legendofsherlock: Coolinternetgang: Y R White Ppl Obsessed With Avocados Idk Wat Ur Talking About.

Zebablah: Bruh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mathemagician: [Gazes Out The Window Of A Thrift Shop] When Will Macklemore Return From The Macklewar?

Jollymermaid: When Jesse Pinkman Proposes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

P0Kemina: Builttobulk: Secretlyybroken: Weight Should Be Like Virginity. Once You Lose It You Can’t Get It Back. Ohhhh. I Thought You Were Gonna Say “Weight Should Be Like Virginity: A Societal Ideal By Which We Shouldn’t Measure Our Personal

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Warpedtoursmoshpit: Today In 6Th Period, It Was Pouring Rain And I Arrived Late To Class Due To Appreciating The Rainfall. So When I Finally Walked In, I Was Dripping Wet And The Teacher Gave Me A Dirty Look And Said That She Was Going To Mark Me Tardy

Snapchatting: Hello, 911? Ok Get This, Brad Told Me That Yazmin Told Him That Zoe Told Her That Zoe’s Cousin Trisha Said I Look Fat In My New Jeans, When Before She Told Me I Looked Hot In Them. Isn’t That Fucked Up? Like Say It To My Face Next Time,

Petewanks: If U See Me Smiling In Public It Means Im Laughing At The Jokes I Tell Myself In My Head

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