contraception: This makes me sad, I’m calling them squigglets.

contraception: This makes me sad, I’m calling them squigglets.

Icantbelieveitsnotmagic: Amaleia-Rose: “What If A Weeping Angel Fell In Love With A Human, But She Could Never Touch Or Talk To Him, And Just Followed Him Around All Day. And Then, Just Once, She Followed Too Close, And Accidentally Touched Him, And

Blurredbynes: I Had Self Esteem For Like 3 Minutes Once

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Heisenbergchronicles: Best Drama: Breaking Bad!

Ariturl: Oven Baking. Heavy Breathing. Dont Give A Fuck If Its Carbs That Im Eating.

Jawnwats: Thats-Slightly-Raven: Nae-Pals: Thats-Slightly-Raven: They Should Make Red Berry Tea In Tampon Shaped Teabags So It Looks Like You’re Infusing Your Hot Water With Period Blood This, Ladies And Gentlemen Is An Example Of A Bad Idea. Talk

Divafierce: Rare Footage Of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton And Jennifer Lawrence Admitting To Be Satanists And A Part Of The Illuminati

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Liamschesthair: 1 Month Until Valentine’s Day Which Means 1 Month And 1 Day Until I Buy 75% Clearance Chocolate For Myself At Target

Panic-At-The-Bistro: Size10Plz: #He Really Is Disarmingly Sweet And Genuinely Charming #He’s Not Even Trying He’s Just Fucking Like That #When He Was Born He Probably Apologized To His Mom For The Fuss And Told A Nurse She Was Pretty The Tag

Idontgiveahex: Too-Kawaii-To-Die: Inlarryithrust: Bitterboob: I Can’t Handle The Bald Guy He Doesn’t Even Try Oh My God It’s Back It’s Like The Sunglasses Got In Touch With Its Inner Boomerang

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