djtrimal: *watches Netflix *looks at clock *watches Netflix

djtrimal: watches Netflix looks at clock *watches Netflix

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Neoputa: I Have Unlimited Texting And I Only Text 3 People Ever I Think My Phone Company Looks At My Bill And Just Laughs

Thewaywardqueen: Panerasexual: Men Are So Afraid Of Confident Girls And Its So Funny One Time A Guy Came Up To Me(This Is About 7:30Am- I Was Just On My Way To School) To Tell Me “Your Rack Looks Great” And I Told Him “I Know They Look Great

Can-Grow-A-Beautiful-Shell: The Guy Whose Phone Was Used By Eddie To Take Selfies Said That He Called His Own Phone With A Friend’s Cell While Eddie Was Taking Pictures Because He Wanted To Know How To Get His Phone Back: However, Ed Declined The Call

Alt-J: U Can Have A Little Extra Fat Or Even Alot Of Extra Fat And Still Be Hot As Fuck And If Anyone Ever Tries To Tell You Otherwise You Can Fucking Kick Them In The Shins Right Then And There

Laughhard: Eminem Will Get You.

Blobfishparty: Some Straight People Are Nice Some Straight People Are Dicks Some Lesbians Are Nice Some Lesbians Are Dicks Some Gay People Are Nice Some Gay People Are Dicks Some Bisexual People Are Nice Some Bisexual People Are Dicks Some People Are

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Florderst: Shawnali: The First Time I Held A Human Brain In Anatomy Lab I Was Completely Speechless. I Looked At My Classmates Expecting A Similar Reaction And They Looked Back At Me Confused Like…”Dude Let’s Start Identifying The Structures.”

Ruinedbabe: Next Time I Start To Develop A Crush On Someone Please Just Punch Me In The Face Instead

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