frlcker: do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

frlcker: do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

Ohhenryd: Thatpunnyguy: Snazziest: They Call Me Coffee Cuz I Grind So Fine They Call Me Coffee I Keep You Up Past 2 Am They Call Me Coffee Because I’m Really Bitter And Most People Don’t Like Me Without Changing Some Aspect Of What I Am

Cynicalshowers: By Far The Best Thing I Have Seen All Day

Darthmoonmoon: Omgf The Skunk

The Will To Death

Skellytin: You Guys Are So Fuckin’ Stupid

Youmakeme-Lol: Fake Country Girl Meme

Tiramisuvevo: Hey Look Its Me Topless

Earthnation: My Room Isn’t Messy It’s Grunge

Assiest: You Can’t Spell Thug Without Hug

Thundercrumbs: Obesealpaca: Do You Think He Knows Doctor Fisher Get Off That Mans Face You’re A Scientist Now Act Like One

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bombaree: One Time I Was Really Sad And I Decided To Put Cream Cheese And Bagels In A Blender To See If I Could Make A Bagel Smoothie And When My Dad Asked Why I Was Putting Bagels In The Blender At 2 In The Morning And I Just Started Crying Hysterically

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