matthewsagan: when you get to tell big news to someone who hasn’t heard about it yet

matthewsagan: when you get to tell big news to someone who hasn’t heard about it yet

Vanehwasreal: Me And My Friends Asked To Act Casual For A Picture

Lost-My-Mind-I-Dont-Mind: Dirt

Theslinkylizard: Odin Went To Bed All By Himself Tonight But… I Don’t Think He Quite Made It.

Trust: When You Mistake An 8 Year Old For Ariana Grande

Congratu-Horrible.

We Talked, You Pooped. I Thought We Had A Connection.

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Birdywillow: People Asking Me What Kind Of Music I Like Is Such A Stressful Experience

Sematarygates: People Who Text And Drive That Bitch About People Who Drink And Drive You Are Literally Just As Bad

Mrfadedglory: I Feel Like I Want To Play Bass I Just I Need A Bass First But I Want To Become Like Killer Sucky Bassist Extraordinaire

Luna-Argenta: Bunnywith: Awwww-Cute: A Friend Didn’t Want To Lose Franklin As He Walked Around The House He’s So Teeny Holy Shit

Borlax: Now This Is What Im Talkin About

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