Ayothewuisback: Upon Cleaning Out The Darkest Depths Of My Grandmother’s Fridge, I Discovered Food That Is Older Than Me. This Expired In February… 1987. This Can Saw Reaganomics. This Can Saw The Challenger Explode. It Saw The Fall Of The Soviet
artichokehold: those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
