yourenosaint: me: *sings along to a song about sex*friend: you’ve never even had sex wtfme:

yourenosaint: me: sings along to a song about sexfriend: you’ve never even had sex wtfme:

Loony-Loopy-Lovegood:suckmymichaelconda:i’m Not Even Sure Which One I’m More Likethis Is The First Time I Have Heard Uptown Funk

Alwysdrunk: Specialbored: The Circle Of Slice…. This Is Perfect

Doomed

Assballconnector: Crimewave420: Does Anyone Have That Picture Of The Skeleton And It’s Like “Boy I Die…Shit Boy”

Babyphatjeans:don’t Make Fun Of People With Acne And Hyper Pigmentation. Ever. U Will Block Ya Blessings. Not Everyone Has Clear Skin. Having Acne Has Nothing To Do With Hygiene Or How Many Times A Person Washes Their Face. Acne Can Be Hormonal. Acne

Narcotic:it Really Messes Me Up That You Can Accidentally Create A Human Life But You Can’t Accidentally Make A Pizza

Wrathofthegiraffe:there Should Be A Word To Describe That Horrible Feeling You Get When You Realize Halfway Through Telling A Story That It’s Not As Funny As You Thought It Was, But It’s Too Late To Back Out. So You Just Finish The Story And Everyone

Browngirlinterrupted:don’t Check Up On People Who Have Decided You Are Not In Their Picture Anymore. You Don’t Need To Know How They’re Doing. Save Yourself The Trouble, Seriously.

All You Need Is Love

Define-Werewolf:ignitiondorks:things I Wish My Mom Had Told Me:to Play Ds Games On A 3Ds Without It Looking Like A Blurry Mess, Press Select While Booting Up A Game. That Will Shrink The Game Down To It’s Original Resolution.reblogging To Save A Life

Fav Quotes From 50 Shades

Mesmerizingfools:jesus Frusciante

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